HALLUCINATED KEYSTROKES TEE

Vintage Typewriter. Corrupted Output. Still A-OK.

What happens when you fine-tune a model on classic literature but feed it internet sludge? You get this: a beautiful old typewriter printing endless variants of “A-OK”—glitched, garbled, and oddly poetic. Look closer and the keys are already confused—mistrained, misaligned, and confidently generating absolute nonsense.

This monochrome masterpiece blends analog machinery with digital absurdity, wrapping a crisp vintage aesthetic in modern meta-commentary. It’s streetwear for the prompt-aware, the token-maxxed, and the linguistically betrayed.

• Printed on black cotton: clean, sharp, universally flattering

• Detailed white-on-black illustration of a retro typewriter gone fully rogue

• Output sheet loops endless A-OK hallucinations—each one technically confident, factually unsure

• Subtle split logo hidden on the machine for the hyper-observant

• For writers, coders, or anyone who’s argued with a chatbot past midnight

Reality is optional. Format is eternal.

All outputs lead to A-OK.