A-OK GOT THE KEYS TEE

Drop the beat. Ship the prompt. Unlock the hype cycle.

Inside a fluorescent-lit war room, the beat is dropping and the bandwidth is buzzing. This A-OK banger of a tee features a squad of headphone-wearing agents (read: apes) locked into production—while one lone visionary stands triumphant, key in hand, shouting the gospel: “I GOT THE KEYS.”

A nod to Suno, Udio, and every other text-to-track startup dreaming in WAV files and VC money, this shirt captures that beautiful moment when music, models, and manic pitch decks collide. Whether you’re engineering sonic hallucinations or just vibing through the next sprint review, this tee’s got the drip for it.

• Printed on black cotton: classic fit, synthwave energy

• White rectangular scene featuring apes in red fits around a shared production rig

• “I GOT THE KEYS” typography echoing across the back like AI-generated bars

• Subtle visual nods to DAWs, team standups, and runway burn

• For founders, beat makers, and anyone who’s pitched “Spotify for prompts” unironically

The future of music isn’t analog. It’s primate-coded.

And yes, we got the keys.