APE-OCALYPSE DRIP — DRESS FOR THE UNKNOWN

The infinite typewriters got an upgrade. Meet the A-OK ape mid-keystroke — stunned by the accelerating absurdity of intelligence evolution, yet still stuntin’ in a fit that slaps. Inspired by the satirical E/ACC Monkey Theorem (an evolving riff on infinite monkeys, LLMs, and AGI prophecy), this hoodie wraps meta-commentary in mid-century collage aesthetics, glitch-era parody, and streetwear steeze.

• Front features the astonished ape in full A-OK uniform — hoodie, headphones, and an existential crisis.

• Back shouts APES ON KEYS in heavyweight block lettering because subtlety is for narrow models.

• Midweight cotton-blend fleece built for dawn training runs, late-night keymashing, or stylishly surviving synthetic overlords.

• Printed graphic includes pseudo-scholarly footnotes, because we believe in looking informed even if we hallucinate the citations.

The theorem evolves. So do we.

If AGI is inevitable, make sure your drip is unforgettable.