“Business Logic” Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Not every agent wears cargo shorts. Some execute protocol in pinstripes.

This bold tri-tone tee features our executive-functioning ape in full inferential swagger—headphones tuned to the latent space, tie locked in recursion, and red lenses filtering out human error in real-time.

Designed for the street-savvy strategist, the semantic shuffler, or anyone debugging capitalism in style. Wear it to the next board meeting or your next model alignment trial.

• High-contrast red/black/bone palette

• Front graphic: Simian CEO with vector-grade insight

• Back tag: A-OK in encoded serif font (because branding is just prompt tuning)

• Printed on heavyweight cotton—no fine-tuning required

🦍 A-OK: Where business casual meets base-layer intelligence.